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E85: Cock Rings On The Front

We’re back for episode 85! And once again, we’re joined by the Short One (two weeks in a row!). Joseph takes point this week, and talks about the new Mustang V8 Supercar and why it looks so bloody weird, and not at all like a Mustang. We then talk a bit about V8 Supercars, and […]

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E84: The Head Is The Queen!

We’re back for episode 84! And this week, we are once again joined by Joel, AKA Rent-A-Crowd. We start off this week with Joel talking about his Nissan Z32 finally being on the road, and we talk about other coupes too. Mitch then talks about some news, and the first piece of news (which later […]

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E83: Spit-Roasted With Lockers

We start off this with giving Joseph shit for saying a shit beer was a good beer at dinner a few nights back. Then Matt talks about what he’s done to his LandCruiser 105 this week, and we talk about the wheels Joseph has ordered for his 86. We then briefly talk about Project Cars […]

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E82: Plug At The End To Finish

We’re back, and we start off with a shout out for a Facebook review from a listener by the name of Josh. Then we stop the blue-balling, and talk about what Matt has done to his car this week, and talking about 4×4 lockers in general. We then talk about the Project Prado! We’re making […]

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E80: Absolute Imbeciles

Our first episode of 2019! Thanks for sticking with us, and welcome if you’re new! This is going to be a big year for us, we’ve got a lot of plans; stay tuned! We start off this year with a topic raised by Matt referencing Mighty Car Mods’ ‘Turbos and Temples 2’ and asking us […]

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E78: Christmas Spirit

We’re back with episode 78, once again joined by Ben of the Pencil’s Ballercast podcast, the Christmas Eve episode. We start off thanking everyone for listening to our bollocks before starting off with the news. Ben starts off the discussions with talking about a Subaru concept before we let him know our thoughts on concept […]

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E77: Mitchell’s Missing

Then, just to mix things up, Ben talks about beer! He talks about Newstead Brewing Co.’s new beer ‘Ale-y Oop’. Joseph then talks about a bit of news. He talks about the new Jeep Wrangler’s 1 Star Euro-NCAP score. This then develops into a discussion about how relevant the 1 Star is to Jeep buyers. […]

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E76: Balls Deep, Getting Hard

We’re back for episode 76 of the Gears and Beers Podcast! The first bit of news we talk about this week is the official launch date of Mitch’s favourite car, the new Suzuki Jimny. We then talk about Volkswagen only committing to one more generation of cars with Internal Combustion Engines as they’re focusing on […]

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E75: Distinguished Alpian

We’re back with episode 75, and this week we start off with some bollocks and then we rattle off what we’re going to talk about this week. Then Matt clarifies his ‘No Porsche’ rule before we talk about the new Porsche 911 (992). Then Joseph explains our goal of having a ‘Hooptie Fleet’; cars that […]

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E74: Take It How You Want

This week we start off with the boys giving Mitch crap about working retail, then Mitch tells his small story about a news company in New Zealand unknowingly using his/our image for the article cover image. Then Joel talks about his recent run of bad luck recently, specifically his receiving a parking ticket and a […]

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E68: Pub (Lunch) With No beer

Part two of our pre-WTAC recording session. When you’re listening to this, we’ll be somewhere between Sydney and Brisbane heading back from World Time Attack Challenge. We kick off this episode by talking, again, about the Cartastrophy365 podcast shoutout, then tangent onto talking about British television shows. Then, to mix things up, we actually talk […]

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E66: Full Stancenation

We start off our car podcast with a brief discussion about Bingo numbers and accents in movies. While Hairgel goes to fetch this week’s beer, Mitch and Matt talk about the new Audi RS5 Sportback due out in February 2019. The beer Joseph supplied us this week is Toohey’s Old, and it is absolutely awful. […]

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E64: Pancake And Flattened

It’s a slow news week this week, but we still find a bit of stuff to talk about. This week we start off with some absolute bollocks before kicking off officially. Joseph kicks off the news this week with pricing for the HSV Camaro that has just been released and continues on to talk about […]

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E63: We’re Not Opinionated

It’s the original trio this week for episode 63. First this week, we talk about Ford and the 2020 Shelby Mustang GT500 dropping the manual from the options list. However, what really grind’s Mitch’s gears is the sloppy journalism from a particular online outlet. Mitch continues the bad news this week with the next Porsche […]

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E62: More Than You Can Afford, Pal

We kick off this week talking about Holden, and Holden’s ridiculous number of SUV’s being increased by yet another called the Acadia. We then talk about the size of new cars today, and that they’re only getting bigger. We then talk about ‘The Grand Tour’ coming out with a video game, that preliminary reviews are […]

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E61: We’re Sorry

We’re back for episode 61, and we have a full house as this week we’re joined by Rent-A-Crowd and Mr. Trewsy. It’s a slow news week, but we start off with GM using Holden to focus on new automotive technologies (presumably to be used in other brand’s cars). We talk about a beer supplied by […]

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E60: Celine Dion

In spite of technical difficulties, we’ve powered through and we’re back with episode 60. First up, we talk about the Camaro arriving in dealerships within a few weeks. Then we talk about an Aussie icon, the Ford Territory, making a return but not where you might expect it. Mitch then proves he is utterly incapable […]

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Suzuki Jimny Ruined by Liberty Walk

The Japanese tuning house Liberty Walk has turned their attention from supercars to the new Suzuki Jimny… And I hate it.¬†I’m not sure who asked for it, but I am certain that a few too many Sapporo’s were involved. Liberty Walk is best known for making widebody kits for Ferrari’s, Lamborghini’s and Nissan GTR’s, so […]

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E59: General Hoonery

We’re back for episode 59 this week, and our first topic this week is talking about Holden’s worst sales month since 1948. We then talk about Hairgel’s hair for some reason. Our next topic is about a British tourist racking up $47,000 worth of speeding fines in Dubai, which turns into a general discussion of […]

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E58: The Original OG Trio

It’s just the original trio this week, which was a nice change of pace. We start off, after giving Hairgel some shade, with some conversation from Mitch, asking what’s the point of non-RS and S Audi’s. Joseph then talks about the X-Class Diesel pricing and specs being confirmed. We then play Matt’s new game, ‘Show […]

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E57: Nur-BurgerKing-Ring

This week, we’re joined by the now regular guest Michael Trew, as well as Ben Sewell of the ‘Pencil’s Ballercast’ podcast. This week we talk about the i30N Fastback Sedan, Lamborghini breaking Porsche’s Nurburgring record by more than 2 seconds, the Ranger Raptor’s anaemic engine, and comfortable daily hatchbacks, among our trademark banter and bollocks. […]

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E54: Fisting Hard and Pulling

We start off by talking about the new 2019 Subaru Forester which Matt and Mitch both think is ugly, and is not a Forester. Then Mitch talks about the new Suzuki Jimny, which gets us off onto talking about 4×4’s, and later we talk about it being confirmed for Australia in Q1 2019. We then […]

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E53: The Problem with Aston Martin

Sorry¬†we’re late this week, life stuff and things got in the way! We start off talking about motivational speakers, like Gary Vee, before we actually talk about anything relevant to the show… But what else is new? The first piece of news this week is about the¬†2019 Dodge Challenger Hellcat Redeye. Then we talk about […]

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E52: Paint It Black

We’re a day late due to¬†State¬†of Origin¬†was on Sunday night delaying the upload (we weren’t going to skip on Origin, don’t be ridiculous!). This week is the return of¬†Mr.¬†Michael Trewsy Trew, who hasn’t been a guest on the show for almost a year. There’s not much news this week, so we talk about our eBay […]

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E51: Screwed The Pooch

Somehow, we’re made it to one year of episodes! We’d like to give all listeners a huge thank you, whether you’ve been here from the start, or only yesterday. Thank you for joining us on our bollocks and shenanigans. We start off by giving an update on each of our respective vehicles from when we […]

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E50: Lively Young Horse

We made it to episode 50, it’s hard to believe we’ve come this far, and still no end in sight. The first thing we talk about is Mitch’s mistake from Tuesday night. While it wasn’t fatal, it wasn’t fun for Mitch. We then talk about video games, specifically Forza Horizon 4 following the E3 2018 […]

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E48: Going The Full Rolf Harris

We’re back to our regularly scheduled programming this week with episode 48! After the usual bantz, we start off with Matt giving Mitch the budget for this week’s episode of ‘Finder’s Fee‘ – $7,500, but with a twist. The cars must be front wheel drive. While Mitch searches for cars, Joseph talks about a bit […]

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E47: B-B-B-B-B-Bonus Round!

What the deuce? Two episodes in two days? Craziness! This episode is a continuation from the last episode, somewhat, and after a bit of nonsense, we start off with¬†‘Finder’s Fee‘… After Matt incorrectly calls it ‘What About This Car‘ a few times. The budget Joseph gave Matt for this week’s episode of¬†‘Finder’s Fee‘ is $200,000. […]

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E46: The Bold and the Beautiful

We’re late again this week, sorry about that, but to make up for it, there’ll be a special bonus episode later this week as well. We start this week in the usual fashion, with an argument, and a discussion about ‘The Bold and the Beautiful‘, for some reason. Then we break trend and talk about […]

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E45: Matt Fiddled With It

A few days late, but better late than never! This was take-two of episode 45 as Matt accidentally killed the first recording 30 minutes in. We start off with the news, or rather, what news there has been in the last few weeks since we last recorded. Joseph brings up HSV importing the Chevy Camaro, […]

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E44: Don’t Smoke Winnies, Kids!

A day late, but for good reason you’ll hear about next episode. This is the third, and last, episode in the three-in-one-night episode marathon to cover¬†us while Joseph is in Japan. First topic, Joseph finally gets a chance to talk about the¬†Netflix¬†show ‘Fastest Car‘, and on the whole he was positive about it. We then […]

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E43: His ‘n’ Hers

This week¬†is part two of the 3 episodes in one night marathon we did to cover Joseph’s absence while he’s in Japan. Matt finally gives up¬†blue-ballsing everyone and reveals the car he bought¬†months ago… We talk about this for a while, among semi-relevant tangents. We then move onto ‘Finder’s Fee‘. Mitch was given $25,000 with […]

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E42: Crack A Tinnie And Neck It

Joseph is going to Japan for a few weeks, so we had to record 3 episodes to cover his time away. Episode 42 is part one of our 3 episode marathon we recorded in one sitting, needless to say, by the end of episode 44 we were pretty delerious… But you’ll find out for yourself […]

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E41: The Dog’s Breakfast

After a technical hitch with the upload, and better late than never, episode 41 is here! This week we discuss Pagani claiming they’re ending Huayra production with the¬†L’Ultimo. We then talk about official prificing for the Ford Ranger Ratpor being released for the Australian market, and we were a bit off with our guestimation of […]

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E40: Tofu-Rama

We’ve made it to the big 4-0! This week, we discuss the news, we play ‘Finders Fee‘, and Joel (rent-a-crowd) has his motorcycle minute (which turns into more than a minute), a new challenge has been put forward by Matt, and of course our usual banter. Firstly, Mitch gives Joseph his budget for the 3 […]

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E39: Milton Mangoes Down South

We are back for episode 39 of Gears and Beers. This week, we talk our usual shit, children’s movies, cars, and beer. Mitch starts with wanting to discuss autonomous vehicles, and how the laws have a bit to catch up with the technology. This then transitions into talking about children’s animated movies. Matt then gives […]

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E38: Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am

This is an exciting episode for Gears and Beers, as we have upgraded our audio quality considerably. We have gone from a single Rode NT-USB with us 4 huddled around it, to a Rode Procaster each, connected to a Focusrite Scarlett 18i8 audio interface, recorded with Garageband. We’re still tweaking the setup, but we think […]

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E37: Junk In The Frunk

On this week’s episode of Gears and Beers, we play Matt’s ‘What about this Car?’,¬†Joel’s ‘Motorcycle Minute‘ returns, Joseph’s brings back his ‘Automotive Word Association‘, and of course our usual eloquent bullshittery and tangents. This week’s ‘What about this Car‘¬†is the Toyota MR2 Spyder, which while we all agree it is not the MR2 you […]

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